Quotes:

These are from me unless stated otherwise (in brackets)

(Wendigoon): "...and remember kids. The next time that somebody tells you, "The government wouldn't do that!" Oh yes they would."

("twertles0") 04.11.2023: "Mariah Carey belongs in a wood chipper"

21.09.2023: "In a way, we're all kind of meatballs"

05.09.2023: "Shit, man, even my mother tried to deny I was her's"

(Fitness Article) 24.06.2023: "You should be clenching your glutes like you're trying to eat your shorts"

02.06.2023: "Obtaining bitches is easy, maintaining them is hard"

03.04.2023: "My parents should not have reproduced."

(Range) 15.02.2023: "the ifunny logo is like an inked banknote"

06.02.2023: "Since it's 2 AM I've technically only been on Pinterest for 2 hours today"

23.10.2022: "my horny ass could not watch Better Call Saul"

(Range) 29.09.2022: "woman boob"

28.09.2022: "There were no Americans prior to the Roswell incident"

07.09.2022: "Haha poo XD"

05.09.2022: "I'm ugly and immoral. I should become a politician."

03.09.2022: "They say time heals all wounds, I do seem to be bleeding out however"

(Reece) 31.08.2022: "Good night but in the morning"

24.08.2022: "Don't talk to me or my Peppa Pig PEZ dispenser ever again"

16.08.2022: "Homeostasis tires me"

07.08.2022: "Y'all exist IRL and honestly that's terrifying"

03.08.2022: "Babybels are fucking disgusting. Wake up."

28.07.2022: "My stupidity used to protect me, what happened"

15.05.2022: "I will fondue your balls. Not fondle. FONDUE. Cheesypuff balls.

27.09.2021: "I have a phobia of hot people so I can't look in the mirror"

(Yanz) 20.08.2021: "I just want to be egg"